He ʻano palaualelo ka jackhammer a kēia kanaka - e hele au i laila me kaʻu periscope a huki i ʻelua mau manawa! Me nā umauma e like me ia, hiki iā ʻoe ke loaʻa nā kāne he nui i ka manawa hoʻokahi - pono ʻoe e wili i kou manamana lima. A ʻoluʻolu loa ka makuahine - e nānā i ka pana ʻana o nā maka, hauʻoli ʻo ia i ke kiʻi ʻia. ʻO ia ka hopena o ke kiʻi i nā wahine. ʻOiai ma kahi moe.
Ua hoʻoholo ka moa e aʻo i ka Lūkini i kāna mau hoa papa. Maikaʻi nona. He aha ke ala maikaʻi e hoʻomanaʻo ai i nā huaʻōlelo? He ala kā kā mākou moa - hōʻike iā lākou ma ko lākou kino ponoʻī. Woo-ha-ha, ʻo ia ke kumu i ʻike pono ai ka poʻe haole i kā mākou ʻōlelo - ʻoluʻolu ka hoʻoikaika!
Hāʻawi mau kahi ʻekolu i nā manaʻo hou, hoʻonāukiuki i ke koko. Nani maoli ka hoki a ke kaikamahine ʻAsia. Makemake wau e hana iā ia iho. ʻAʻole naʻe nā kaikamahine ʻulaʻula a pau e lawe i ka puʻu: makaʻu lākou, ʻeke. Akā maikaʻi kēia. Hiki iā ʻoe ke ʻōlelo maikaʻi iā ia. ʻAe, no ke aha he mea ʻole ia i ke ola maoli?! Ma ka liʻiliʻi maʻaneʻi hiki iāʻoe ke hoʻomaha i ka piha a nānā i nā kaikamāhineʻaʻole wale i nā jeans a me nāʻaʻahu, akā he'ōlohelohe.
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