ʻO ka hoʻomaka maikaʻi o ka lewa ʻohana, nani loa nā kaikuahine a aia wale nō kahi ʻuhane Kalikimaka i ka lewa. Ua hoʻonohonoho pono ʻia ʻo Grandpa, eia ua wehe ʻia nā kaikamahine, a ke hoʻonohonoho nei ʻo ia i nā mea ma ka papaʻaina. Ua ʻelemakule paha ʻo Pāpā, akā he nui ka pauda i loko o kāna mau pauda. ʻAʻole hiki i kēlā me kēia kanaka ke hoʻokō i ʻelua, akā maʻalahi kēia kanaka a me ke kānalua ʻole. Ua māʻona nā mea a pau i ka hopena i waiho ʻia, me he mea lā ua holo maikaʻi.
Akaka loa me ka moekolohe, me ka hoʻohana ʻana i ka condom. ʻO ka mea i maopopo ʻole ʻo ia ke kumu he ʻelua kīwī nui ma ka paia ma kahi kokoke i kekahi. A ʻo ka mea hou aku, ua kau ʻia lākou ma nā kihi ʻokoʻa! Ma ke ala, hiki i ke kāne ke ʻike maopopo i kona hauʻoli i kāna hoaaloha. ʻOiai ʻo ka ʻoiaʻiʻo ua like ʻo ia me kahi papa!
ʻAe, ʻaʻole wau i manaʻo ʻo kēia wahine makua ka moʻopuna a kēia kanaka ulu. A ma ke ʻano o kāna kamaʻilio ʻana, e kala mua ʻo ia iā ia, ʻaʻole ma ke ʻano he kupuna wahine. ʻAʻole ʻōpiopio ka makahiki o kēia lede, akā ua mālama maikaʻi ʻia kona ʻōpuʻu a me kona ʻū.