ʻAʻohe mea e ʻōlelo ai - maikaʻi ke kau ʻana i ke aliʻi wahine ma luna o kāu dick, manaʻo ʻoe he kanaka i ka manawa hoʻokahi! ʻO nā umauma he silicone maoli, akā nani lākou, a he haʻuki ke kino a pau. He wahine maikai, malama pono i kona kino. He mea maʻalahi ka hopena - inā makemake ʻoe i ka nānā ʻana o nā kāne - hele i ka hale haʻuki a me nā salona nani!
A he epiphany ko ke kupunakane kahiko i ka mua, he ʻakaʻaka kona helehelena. Auē, he moʻopuna puʻupaʻa maoli. Auē, pehea ka lawe ʻana i ka pāpālina, loaʻa iaʻu ka goosebumps.