He ʻaoʻao ʻāʻī kona ʻū, akā leʻaleʻa ka lede a nani loa kona helehelena! ʻO ke ʻano maʻamau o ka omo ʻana i kāna dick, a laila ʻo ia i kahi paka! ʻAʻole au makemake e ʻike a hoʻāʻo i kāna mea ma lalo o kona mau lole! Ua ʻike ʻo ia i kona mau wāwae a ʻo ia! Manaʻo wau e makemake nui ʻia kēlā wahine ʻano a me ka pāʻani i ka moa. E ʻimi au i nā wikiō ʻē aʻe me ia, malia paha e ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi o ka nānā ʻana i kona kino.
Ua kau ka paipu ma luna o ka bix cool. ʻAʻole ʻo ia i komo i lalo o ka lua, ua lawe mua kona makuahine i kona poʻo i loko o kona waha. Akā, i mea e ʻeha ʻole ai kekahi, lawe ʻo ia i kāna kaikamahine. Ke haʻi mai nei kekahi mea iaʻu e hana maikaʻi nā paipu i kēia manawa. Inā lākou, ʻoiaʻiʻo, nānā mau ʻia no nā kumu pale. ʻAe, inā hoʻomaka koke ia e kulu, a laila e ʻoluʻolu e kāhea iā ia - hiki iā ia ke mālama.
Loaʻa nā kaikamāhine e ʻaihue a huhū lākou! Aloha ke kiaʻi iā lākou. ʻAʻole lākou i ʻike i kāna dick i loko o ka hale paʻahao no nā makahiki. ʻAnakala lokomaikaʻi - mālama ʻo ia i nā kaikuahine ʻelua a hāʻawi iā lāua i ka waiū mahana.