Ma kēia hihia, ʻoiaʻiʻo ka ʻōlelo - makemake ʻoe e hele i kahi kaʻa e like me ka uku no kāu huakaʻi. A ʻaʻole ia e pili ana i ke kālā, no ka mea ʻaʻole makemake nā hitchhikers e uku kālā - pono, ʻaʻole ʻo ia i uku. Ua hoʻohui ka mea hoʻokele i ka ʻoihana me ka leʻaleʻa: ua loaʻa iā ia kahi hui no ke alanui, a i ka hana ʻana pēlā, ua hoʻolei ʻo ia i kona ʻeha. ʻOiai, no ka poʻe i nānā iā ia a hiki i ka hopena, ʻike maopopo ʻia ua hoʻopunipuni wale ke kaikamahine. Malia paha e aʻo ʻo ia iā ia e uku no nā lawelawe āna e hoʻohana ai, ma mua o ka hoʻāʻo ʻana e loaʻa nā uku manuahi ma nā wahi āpau!
Ua ʻike lākou i ka hana ʻana i ke ʻano o ia mau moa maʻalahi - ʻāwīwī lākou, lick, omo pōpō. A laila e hoʻokuʻu lākou iā ia i loko o ka asshole. A makemake ʻoe e hoʻopaʻa iā ia a kāhea aku i kāu mau hoaaloha. No ka mea ma hope e lilo ʻo ia i uʻi. ʻOi aku ka maikaʻi o ka hana ʻana iā ia pēlā ma mua o ka hele ʻana me ka ʻae ʻole. ʻAʻole hilahila ʻo ia i ka pahupaʻikiʻi - akā naʻe, ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi o kona hele ʻana i mua o ka pahu i mea e ʻike maikaʻi ʻia ai kāna ʻā.