I ka manawa pinepine hiki iā ʻoe ke ʻike i nā wikiō o nā kaikamahine ʻeleʻele e hoʻopaʻa nei i nā kaikamahine keʻokeʻo, ma ke kumu ʻaʻole ia he mea kupanaha, no ka mea, makemake nā pranksters keʻokeʻo e holo ma luna o nā dicks ʻeleʻele, heheʻe wale lākou mai kēia hoʻokolokolo ʻana ma kona alo.
ʻO ke kaikamahine kokoleka waiu loa, ʻaʻole pono ʻoe e hōʻole iā ia inā ʻaʻole ʻoe i kahi dick nui. E nānā pono - huki wale ka nigger iā ia ma ka piko o kāna dick, no laila ʻaʻole pili ka lōʻihi o kāna dick. Koe wale no ka mānoanoa, akā hiki ke loaʻa i kahi pose a hana pū me kahi dick liʻiliʻi liʻiliʻi. I ka hopena hiki iā ʻoe ke kūʻai i kahi mea pāʻani ma kahi hale kūʻai wahine, hoʻonui ia i ka mānoanoa o ka penis, a maikaʻi nā mea āpau.
Ua ʻae ke kaikamahine hānai i kona makuakāne ʻaʻole i loaʻa iā ia kahi lomilomi poʻohiwi. Heh, heh - E hoʻoponopono wau i kēlā kuhihewa ʻana. ʻO wai ka mea i kanalua e iho ana kona mau lima ma luna o kona umauma. ʻO Blondie ka houhu a aia kāna moa i loko o kona waha wale nō. E ke kanaka, he ʻano Copperfield kēlā stepdad.
E nā keikikāne, ʻo wai ka mea makemake e hoʻopaʻa iaʻu?