Ha, ha - ʻo ia ke ʻano o ka ʻohana aʻu e hāʻawi pū ai i ka pus! Makemake ʻo ia i ka maiʻa, a ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi o ka puaʻala ola, wela a momona! Ke haʻi mai nei kekahi mea iaʻu e hoʻohana mau kona kaikunāne iā ia a ʻo ka vid kahi ala e kaulana ai ʻo ia. No laila he aha, pono e mālama ʻia ka ʻīlio ma kona manamana wāwae i nā manawa a pau.
ʻOiaʻiʻo, ʻaʻole ʻike ka majorette pehea e ʻoluʻolu hou ai i kāna puʻu - ua loaʻa iā ia kēia a ua loaʻa iā ia kēlā. I kēia manawa ke hele nei ʻo ia i ke kalaiwa. ʻAʻole ʻo ia i manaʻo i kekahi mea nona, no laila hoʻohana ʻo ia iā ia ma ke ʻano he phallus manuahi. Akā, ua hoʻopaʻapaʻa ʻo ia i kāna puʻupuʻu e hoʻokō i ka ʻāpana āna i manaʻo ai nona. E lilo kona waha me he pupule e iho i lalo!
Ua ʻelemakule ka Lede a ua haʻalulu kona kino, ʻoi aku ma ka hoki! Koe na wahine me na hoki momona. ʻOiai he mea nui ka ʻike, no laila hiki iā ʻoe ke hōʻoluʻolu.